Sunday, April 12, 2009

Fauxhawks

Why would anyone want to look like this?



Over the last few years the Fauxhawk gained popularity in some European countries (most notably in Austria and Germany). It all started out with David Beckham who sported this (un)do first. Another famous representative of the fauxhawk is Portugese football player Christiano Ronaldo who's still wearing it. On the streets you can see this trashcut mainly on people who spent too much time on a tan bed and are wearing Ed Hardy clothes. They're usually showing up in groups and I think the one with the highest hair on top of the head is the leader of the gang aka the super-cock. In Austria they're called 'Krocha', in Germany 'Hollywoodturks'. All that the Austrian Krocha care for is party and all that the German Hollywoodturks care for is fighting. Their faces always show a certain stupidity and they're always trying to act quite tough. But they are not tough at all that's why they're wearing their tattoos on t-shirts and trucker hats!

If you look like this then go and seek some help!!!!!!!


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