Burrito say it once, Burrito say it twice, Burrito say it three times a lady... Ray Hudson is like the Virgen de Guadalupe of TV commentators! No better yet like Jesus!One day Burrito want to invite Ray to drink some cervezas and eat some of Burritos mami's quesadillas while we watch futbol (Mexican league of course! Burrito a Toluca Fan!)
Burrito remember with nostalgias the day when he first hear Ray Hudson talk. Burrito didn't understand what the chingados Ray was saying! Burrito was like "Ay pobrecito Ray, he got disease or somethings cause he can't espeak well". Pero no, that not the case, Ray talk like that cause the homeboy is not really a gringo he from England and all peoples there speak like him! Ay Chihuahua!
Pero anyway, Ray is Burrito's hero cause he was there when Burritos team the Miami Fusion had its best season ever in 2001.
Burritos relationship was not always good with Ray. One time Burrito yell something at player for not making a good pass and Ray turn around mad like a vato who eat too much Chile! He look at Burrito like he want to jump over fence, come up to the stands and hit Burrito on head with a hot tamale! Pero Burrito forgive Ray. Those times were tough and Ray almost have heart attack!
Now Ray sit in air conditioning room and watch soccer all day and talk about it! Burrito wish he have that job too!
Here some things Ray says when he watches futbol:
"That's orgasmic!"
"We stabbed 'em right in the heart and it was beautiful!"
"He needs to be on his tippy-toes, like a midget at a urinal."
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So this is why Ray Hudson is Burritos Hero!
If you no like Ray then Burrito will hit you on head with quesadilla!
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